THE STORY BEHIND THE PALE RIDER JEEP

26 October, 2017

Yes, you read that right… 26 October, 2017 is the day I died. At least, that’s what the Social Security Administration said. Of course, I didn’t find out about it until January, 2018, when a deputy ran my driver license number and came very close to shooting my 14-year old son and I.

I won’t go into detail about how incompetent, careless and irresponsible the Social Security Administration is, nor will I elucidate how the politicians, both parties, from Presidents Trump and Biden, to the federal and state senators refused to help me clear this matter up. I had hopes that Ron DeSantis, Marco Rubio or Rick “Pleading the Fifth” Scott would have looked into this matter for me, but they never even bothered to call me back. At least President Trump sent my son a “sympathy card”.

As of this date, the credit bureaus are still reporting me as ‘DECEASED’. I have written ALL of the Supreme Court Justices, Every Senator and State Representative, and the new top dog, Joe Biden, without a reply.

‘The report of my death was an exaggeration’~ Samuel Langhorne Clemens (Mark Twain) (AND ME!)

“Some BLOOD ain’t family, and some FAMILY ain’t blood.”

There’s a lot of truth in that song, “Find Out Who Your Friends Are.”
There’s no hard feelings, and there’s no use in wasting words on any of the people I once called my friends. Believe it or not, even the Jehovah’s Witnesses and Mormons stopped coming around after I ‘died’.

Now don’t let my grey beard or my southern accent fool you. Even after being knocked down and with the boot of the Social Security Administration still on my chest, I was determined to stand back up. With the help of a few people, it happened even sooner.

“The only good thing about being declared ‘DECEASED’ is that I get to write my own obituary.”

So, here it is, the PALERIDERJEEP.COM website, a.k.a. John Perry’s Obituary.

Badges of Honor
Off-Road Cooking
Off-Road Recipes
Bonny and Gunner (and Annie and Red)
Music
Festivals

And this is what will ultimately be in the final sentences- “He enjoyed his death immensely and he NEVER trusted a DAMNED politician.”

About Post Author

John

Meet John E. Perry II, an author and offroad cooking expert whose passion for the open road and sizzling grills has forged a unique culinary journey. As an adventurer, author, and connoisseur of offroad cooking, Perry has become a trailblazer in the world of outdoor cuisine, blending the thrill of exploration with the artistry of creating delicious meals in the heart of nature. With a background steeped in both the literary and the savory, Perry's expertise extends beyond the bounds of traditional cookbooks. His works seamlessly intertwine the spirit of offroad adventure with the joy of crafting mouthwatering dishes, making him a sought-after authority in the realm of outdoor cooking. In his books, Perry not only shares tantalizing recipes but also invites readers on a flavorful expedition through the diverse landscapes of offroad cuisine. His insights go beyond the grill, weaving together narratives of exploration, camaraderie, and the joy of sharing a good meal under the open sky. Whether you're a seasoned offroad enthusiast or a novice camper, John E. Perry II's writings are a treasure trove of inspiration and practical wisdom. As we delve into his works, get ready to embark on a culinary journey where the aroma of smoky barbecue blends with the scent of adventure, creating a sensory experience that transcends the ordinary. Join us as we explore the world of offroad cooking through the eyes of John E. Perry II—a storyteller, adventurer, and maestro of outdoor culinary delights.

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